How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop

I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch ... I call it lunch

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' ... I'll turn around.

I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.